morganicc:

a-redharlequin:

captainofgay:

o-kau:

teenagerposts:

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

parents: no

kid: okay then

kid: *relies on the internet for literally all social interaction and entertainment because there’s nothing else to do in the house*

parents: get off your phone. youre on the internet too much. you’re addicted. it’s unhealthy. children shouldnt be doing this. why dont you have any friends

Ah look it’s a summary of our entire generation

That’s EXACTLY how it started for me

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone –

COOKING – creativity is okay

BAKING – stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD – wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods