angstmemes:

who is more likely to hurt the other?
who is emotionally stronger?
who is physically stronger?
who is more likely to break a bone? 
who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 
who treats who’s wounds more often? 
who is in constant need of comfort? 
who gets more jealous? 
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
who will propose? 
who has the most difficult parents?
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
who comes up for the other all the time? 
who hogs the blankets? 
who gets more sad? 
who is better at cheering the other up? 
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
who is more streetwise?
who is more wise?
who’s the shyest? 
who boasts about the other more? 
who sits on who’s lap? 

Yeah, I’m going to do this for Marriageverse Aeriseph anyway, because I’ve hardly even thought of my other pairings in months. Even when I stray from that ‘verse it’s still other Aerisephs. Nothing like rekindling an old love.

who is more likely to hurt the other? Sephiroth has the capacity physically, Aeris is more likely to emotionally.
who is emotionally stronger? Aeris, not that she doesn’t have her weak spots
who is physically stronger? Seph, obviously.
who is more likely to break a bone? Seph, because he’s just more often at risk.
who knows best what to say to upset the other? Aeris. Tongue on that woman.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Seph. Sometimes it’s just strategic.
who treats who’s wounds more often? Aeris treats Seph’s wounds because she’s the healer while he’s the soldier and the cook, and therefore gets wounded more often.
who is in constant need of comfort? Sephiroth, but comfort as in a nice warm sometimes routine home life is usually enough.
who gets more jealous? Aeris, if only because Sephiroth learned the hard way to lock that the hell down.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Aeris. More like throw Seph out, but only that one time.
who will propose? Aeris.
who has the most difficult parents? Again, Aeris, because her family won’t shut up even though they’re dead.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Aeris at first, then equally.
who comes up for the other all the time? Kind of a mutual thing.
who hogs the blankets? Aeris to the extreme.
who gets more sad? Seph kind of always is but he hangs on to the good stuff.
who is better at cheering the other up? Seph, because the lengths he’ll go, and also his own funks are pretty resistant.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Aeris. Seph would never raise a hand to her unless she’s in a mood for spanking.
who is more streetwise? Definitely Aeris.
who is more wise? Still Aeris.
who’s the shyest? Seph.
who boasts about the other more? Seph.
who sits on who’s lap?

Aeris sits on his lap because if they do it the other way around he’d crush her.