If anyone complains about olds in the FFVII fandom they’re automatically disqualified from using any of the resources/information or viewing the fan art/fic we’ve accumulated since before they were born.

ardwynna:

Exactly. Most people who came in with compilation and stuck around have been a delight, but any more of those who want to spit on our work, say we’re fandoming wrong and claim they understand the source material in the ‘one true way’ can take a hike.

While I’m on the train of thought of Douchebags in Fandom Who
Brought Nothing Good to My Experience of It,
let me run by a few notable specimens over my time here, from the early 2000s to just a couple years ago.

1.      
The one who showed up on ff.net to offer harsh
critique unasked for, never had anything good to say, and had a profile that
said, “I’ll just be here doing critiques until I get my own story up.” They
stuck around a few years leaving snarky commentary, never published a damn
thing, at least under that pseud, and eventually dried up and disappeared from the fandom.

2.      
The one who screamed at everyone that we weren’t
seeing what she was, that she understood Yuffie and Vincent better than anyone
else, literally said that she had no respect for anyone who didn’t do things her way, that our
reviews weren’t good enough for her fics, that she understood the nature of
maturity and we didn’t. Then she called the mod a Fucking Mog Licker about 500
times in a row.

3.      
Ye old raging homophobe. (Also hated any fic that deviated from canon, and then when he started writing it himself, had the nerve to claim he was the only one doing it right).

4.      
The one who summarized his fic along the lines
of “Far outstrips every other fic I’ve read at this site, no American writer
can produce anything close to mine,” and had a very bland and plodding story
that I can’t remember the name of and have never even once seen mentioned
again.

5.      
The one with the Big Boob obsession who thought
reviews were actual payment for fics and threw tantrums when we didn’t deliver all
the Cloti he wanted even if it wasn’t a Cloti fic because  “I’m the one leaving reviews here!”

6.      
The one who claimed to have publishing creds,
thought fandom was supposed to kiss his ass for it, and ‘graded’ fics in an
attempt to establish himself as an authority over the rest of us. Thought we were all shit to begin with.

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If there’s a moral to this reminiscing, it might be: Don’t
come in here thinking you’re God’s gift to fandom and don’t treat your potential audience like shit.
The arrogance will outlive anything else you do, and probably even your name.

Set Your Sights High – The_Moss_Stomper – Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]

themossstomper:

Also available on ffnet!

Words: 1,260
Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Aerith Gainsborough, Tseng (Compilation of FFVII)
Additional Tags: Humor, entrepreneurial Aerith, exasperated Tseng
Summary:

Aerith is trying to figure out ways to expand her flower business. Tseng decides a quiet word is necessary.

Set Your Sights High – The_Moss_Stomper – Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]

I’ve been on the low end of participating in fandom these past few months, missed Gaia Santa, Sefikura week, letting Aeris Appreciation Month of all things slide on by, and even letting links to new fics and updates go without giving them a looksee, much less a review. A lot of it is sinking the bulk of my fannish time and energy into epic-length writing, but there’s also straight up fatigue of several sorts.

Still, I love you, FF7 Fandom. That hasn’t changed.

Pretty Little Something

The bangles were a birthday present. An expensive, extravagant present in their circumstances. No protest was getting them returned. “You’re sixteen now, dear,” her mother said, “You should have something special.”

And they were special. Good heavy things to beat off an attacker, and there was even a slot for materia if she ever wanted to put hers in. She tried it for an hour in the privacy of her room, but she felt naked the whole time and put the sphere back in her hair where it belonged.

It took a while for her to get used to the feel of them, to the light clanking around her wrists as she worked the soil. Tseng dropped by and did not mention them, but she saw him staring, and the little smile and nod he made in self-satisfied approval. She supposed then she should have thanked him, but he was still her jailor, so she didn’t.

Besides, they were rather plain. Boring, hefty things, useful but not much to see. There were bracelets just as handy but with floral etching on the sides, or maybe a bit of filigree. Girly things. Delicate things. Things that were actually pretty.

It was asking too much in the slums and she knew it, even if the secret sponsor was a Turk. So she arranged her practical bangles on her wrist just so, buttoned up her new thrift shop dress, and tied the memory of her mother in her hair with the memory of a boy who didn’t write back.

There was other functional jewelry to go with bangles like hers. Bulky, heavy collars, almost armored things to be studded all around with materia like a guard hound’s ring of spikes. There were softer pieces too, slender chains with engraved pendants, meant to hold one precious sphere or shard in a decorative place.

She couldn’t afford any of that. Even the cheaper necklaces she spied on Honeybees, and customers from the plate, lovely things that were only decoration were completely out of reach. She could scrimp and save and put aside, and with rice to buy and the stove needing fixing, there would be no way to justify unnecessary expense.

She bought a piece of ribbon. It only cost three gil. It was thin and simple, but satin on one side, and black so it would go with everything. She experimented for half an hour before she found a way she liked. It was no silver necklace. She had no locket to suspend. But a wrap and a bow and a little tilt of the head, and she liked what she saw in the grey mirror.

Tseng frowned when he saw it and she brushed him off. What did he know about what girls liked anyway? He never bothered to ask. He could go on being as purely practical as he liked. She had her pretty little something, and it wasn’t much, but it would do.