Ardwynna's Place

I’m on tumblr to say all the effing f-words I can’t say in real life.

Got a lovely little art journal with thick ivory pages and a cover colored mottled bronze.

Gonna draw a dick in it.

thedrunkencenobite:

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

Are you fucking kidding me? You know how this would actually go?

Commissioner Gordon: *slaps roof* You know how much overtime I don’t have to pay on account of this bad boy?

Internal Affairs Investigator: Yeah, but still–

Commissioner Gordon: I just turn it on, and instead of paying a whole precinct time-and-a-half to never see their families, a guy dressed as a bat punches whoever we’re looking for a bunch of times and dumps them in the parking lot.

Internal Affairs Investigator:

That’s not–

Commissioner Gordon:

Sometimes I fire it up just to see who we get. It’s like having a cat that brings you guys with twenty warrants out for their arrest instead of dead birds.

Internal Affairs Investigator:

Okay, but you can’t tell people that. Like, we can’t say it out loud.

Commissioner Gordon:

So I shouldn’t have told the FBI they could borrow it if they ever feel like clearing their most-wanted list?

shyglaive:

Prompto’s flat butt always made me sad but this mod of Monica’s comrades outfit on Prompto gives him a cute butt!

Stillbirth day at work and y’all playing Sweet Child of Mine in the procedure room, this whole department is a dank meme

yourbrothershotfriend:

foxy-mulder:

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

ohnoagremlin:

pocketsized-prophet:

futureblackwakandan:

metoo-3:

gahdamnpunk:

But women discrimination is a myth right??

Imagine how many people’s lives they ruined. There were probably so many women that went in there knowing they destroyed that test. Yet, when they got their results back…they had to be so confused and disappointed. Mentally and emotionally, that had to be quite the blow. Anyway, this is evil.

This is so evil lmfaoooooo like the world really hates women and we can’t even do anything about it. How depressing.

Not just the lives of the women though. Think of the people their medical advancement, learning, studying, could have gone on to save. Think of the lives they could have helped.

think of the under-qualified men who got these positions instead and went on to kill people. the whole reason this was even discovered is this university was accused of doctoring grades to let the son of politically connected man enroll when he was not qualified. literally sabotaging communities.