thebiscuiteternal:

theme-park-concepts:

montezuma-x-2:

lipsredasroses:

socialistexan:

internetdumpsterfires:

Some peoole blow my mind

Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

We’re all getting Mickey pretzels in slutty shorts!

This made for an amusing morning.

I’ve never worn slutty shorts before but now I wanna go to WDW in slutty shorts. I’ll trade the pretzel for a Dole whip tho.

Well I know what I’m wearing and eating if I ever make it to another Disney park.

poetic-irony:

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

survivablyso:

they had this amazing filter, called ‘I’m the one paying you’

Shoutout to all the teachers who are dealing with kids today who didn’t get enough sleep last night, and are still, for some reason, full of sugar.

daydreamerjim:

areslinkysart:

supersexyawesomeness:

I could use that.

Last four months, lets do this 🐕

comic-girl2234:

thisisasinkingship:

jukaidream:

resonance-of-libra:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

lunaesteria:

stormwaterwitch:

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!