quietpinetrees:

“Make sure you get to the polls this election season. Ask yourself:

• Which proposals will stop our universe from being diverted into more tragic timelines?

• Which candidates will dare to read the poems written in the lunar dust?

• Will the trees be disappointed by my choices?”

-QuietPineTrees

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ithums:

“[There] are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathesomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no.”

—

Lord Vetinari, (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)

Get up. Go vote. Say no.

(via sirblackaxe)

bogleech:

bogleech:

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

There’s a comparison graphic

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

Gonna build that wall out of queso?