queer-sunshine-femme:

theclockworkaesthete:

zforzelma:

ohdeargodwhy:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream [x]

What with the Mercutio/Romeo kiss from the other day I feel like I should have a tag specifically for “men kissing in Shakespeare plays even though it’s not in the text, but after 400 years of unresolved sexual tension it’s time.”

Asdfghjkl;:

Whaaat this is the most over the top dip-and-kiss I’ve ever seen and I love it

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

Peel ‘em, slice ‘em, stir fry ‘em with other veggies, maybe some chicken. Good with noodles or with rice.

whateverbiteme:

oppa-homeless-style:

lesbianturtle:

drhds:

clockworkart-illery:

geekandmisandry:

usamilovelove:

usamilovelove:

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

give me your fucking wig

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

comebackwhen:

ardwynna:

enide-s-dear:

ardwynna:

whetstonefires:

Lmao apparently to avoid hitting Zack’s carry capacity for materia in Crisis Core you can ‘convert unwanted materia into SOLDIER points,’ a process the wiki describes as essentially deconstructing the materia back into mako energy.

Why cannot sell??? There’s good money in materia! Cloud usually funds the fancy-racing-chocobo breeding hobby that runs you tens of thousands of gil on the inside for fodder, if you want the gold, primarily by selling off mastered All.

But more importantly, if he’s converting materia into mako energy that supplements his physical enhancements in his actual body, what I’m getting here is that Zack’s solution to ‘too many magic rocks’ is to…

…eat them.

To be fair, Zack probably was the kind of kid who’d eat rocks and things on a dare.

His parents were concerned when he started farting lightning

Cost them a fortune in pants

I bet it’s just a Zack thing. Most normal Soldiers do sell their extra materia for a bit of cash.

Now imagine the horror on Angeal’s face the first time he does it.

“Dammit, Zack, you’re supposed to stop putting random things in your mouth when you’re about four.”

enide-s-dear:

ardwynna:

whetstonefires:

Lmao apparently to avoid hitting Zack’s carry capacity for materia in Crisis Core you can ‘convert unwanted materia into SOLDIER points,’ a process the wiki describes as essentially deconstructing the materia back into mako energy.

Why cannot sell??? There’s good money in materia! Cloud usually funds the fancy-racing-chocobo breeding hobby that runs you tens of thousands of gil on the inside for fodder, if you want the gold, primarily by selling off mastered All.

But more importantly, if he’s converting materia into mako energy that supplements his physical enhancements in his actual body, what I’m getting here is that Zack’s solution to ‘too many magic rocks’ is to…

…eat them.

To be fair, Zack probably was the kind of kid who’d eat rocks and things on a dare.

His parents were concerned when he started farting lightning

Cost them a fortune in pants

whetstonefires:

Lmao apparently to avoid hitting Zack’s carry capacity for materia in Crisis Core you can ‘convert unwanted materia into SOLDIER points,’ a process the wiki describes as essentially deconstructing the materia back into mako energy.

Why cannot sell??? There’s good money in materia! Cloud usually funds the fancy-racing-chocobo breeding hobby that runs you tens of thousands of gil on the inside for fodder, if you want the gold, primarily by selling off mastered All.

But more importantly, if he’s converting materia into mako energy that supplements his physical enhancements in his actual body, what I’m getting here is that Zack’s solution to ‘too many magic rocks’ is to…

…eat them.

To be fair, Zack probably was the kind of kid who’d eat rocks and things on a dare.