I lopped off sixteen inches of hair before Halloween, still got lots left so there is literally no change to the daily appearance, but I’d forgotten how good blunt ends feel. Thick and with such swing. ‘Fairytale ends’/braid tapering is a perfectly natural thing, as some hair reaches the end of its growth cycle and fewer older/longer strands are left between trims. Some people really like the natural taper and I’m not fussy about the look but it can be unwieldy, wrapping a narrowing lock of hair around and around for pinning. It’s a much longer segment to be checked for split ends and doesn’t lend itself as well to faux-shortened updo styles.
It also tends to feel like full blown Crazyroth, with his bangs all stringy and down to his chest and the rest of his hair going to tripping lengths. Before he went setting things on fire and leaving his good shampoo and hair shears behind, there was clearly regular maintenance. Perfectly understandable that trimming split ends takes a backseat to global destruction and all, and maybe letting it go natural is even a form of protest and rebellion, but personally I’ll take a nice thick swinging Aeris braid and the illusion of sanity anytime.
That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.
Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.
Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.
Go women with unnatural hair.
As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:
In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.
We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.
TOXIC T H O T T E R Y
He sounds like someone from the 1800s what the actual fuck
Unnatural hair colours impress a lot of other women (especially queer ones), entrance small children, and put off men like this. Win/win/win
This is actually the reason I give when asked why my hair is bright pink. It’s a threat display.
Stay away young kings
You know, I get honest compliments from guys now, just, “Wow your hair looks awesome!” and that’s it. No more, “Hey baby~” or “Smile, honey” or “BOOBS.”
Just “Your hair looks cool!”
Can’t fuckin wait to dye my hair M A N H A T E R B L U E
Reblogging for toxic thottery
I laughed at “stay away young Kings” and “toxic thottery”. Lmfao
Crazy idea: Found hair color company called toxic thottery. All the colors have names like man-hater blue
If I have any Rise of the Guardians fans still following me — William Joyce is reaching out to the fandom to take a picture with the newest book in his series. He wants to show the world that we still have heart and interest in his work, and I know from what I’ve seen we do.
As specifically stated, the purpose is to also show film companies that there is still an audience for RotG.
If you wanted another chance to show your appreciation, the time is now. Of course, if you need some incentive— there is a print involved for those who participate!
Although this is geared at cosplayers I know I myself still might try to do something (draw a picture with the book like he did) or another to show support — so please don’t feel automatically discouraged at the word “cosplay”. In the comments, he has assured people the goal is utilizing those tags to generate interest again.
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