theotherguysride:

michael-loves-chickens:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I’m not taking any chances 😂

I still need that insurance payment. I’m not sure what the fuck I can do.

transmascbastard:

Copy and paste the following:

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.

pumpkino:

pumpkino:

bad tng au: instead of playing poker, the crew have weekly dnd sessions. riker dms

geordi is a bard and has a ridiculously high charisma stat. he hits on npcs with such stunning irl charm that even riker is impressed. nobody understands why he can’t use the same charm with actual human interaction, including geordi himself

data is the WORST backseat dm-er, contesting even the slightest misstep of rules. “actually, it would be athletics” “data pls my acrobatics is so high”

worf just plays himself